Unique British Words from N to Z
In this edition of our look at our genuinely useful and uniquely British words that you will not be hearing in the United States from N to Z!
Niff – an unpleasant smell such as a toilet or bodily odor
Nob – a person of wealth or social importance
Nosh – to have a snack
Nutter – a crazy, insane and violent person
Overleaf – describes the other side of the page as in “you will find the rest of the recipe ingredients listed on the overleaf.”
Panda car – a small police car
Paracetamol – the same as acetaminophen in the U.S.
Pear-shaped – a situation that fails
Pillar box – a post office box in the street
Pillock – a stupid or foolish person
Pleb – a person from the lower classes
Ponce – an effeminate person or a person who borrows with no intention of repayment
Pong – a strong unpleasant smell
Porky – slang for a lie as in “Prince Charles told a big porkie to Diana.”
Poxy – an adjective that means something is broken or in bad condition
Prat – an incompetent or idiotic person
Punch up – means a fist fight
Quiff – a hairstyle with a large forelock (like the hair of Elvis!)
Rodger – to have sexual intercourse
Ropey – something that is of poor quality
Row – to have a fight or argument
Sack – to be fired from work
Sarny – a sandwich
Scrumping – to steel apples from an orchard
Skint – to be broke or out of money
Skive – to sneak off or avoid work
Slaphead – a bald man or woman
Slummy – loose change as in “Put some slummy in the gumball machine.”
Smalls – underpants
Spanner – an idiotic and mean person
Spawny – another word for lucky
Spiffy – good-looking, high-quality or traditional
Spiv – someone who lives by their wits
Spod – an egghead or teacher’s pet who does well at school
Squiz – to have a rare peek at something
Telly – short informal slang that means television
Toffee-nosed – a way of describing a pretentious or stuck-up individual
Totty – a sexually alluring woman or prostitute
Twee – an excessively precious or cute thing
Up himself – a snotty type as in “He’s a bit up himself.”
Veruuca – the British wise word for what is known in the U.S. as a plantar’s wart
Wally – an idiot, buffoon or c
Wazzock – an idiot
Wally – a noun that means to put some effort into something such as “He put some welly into the formatting of his new resume.”
Whinge – to repeatedly whine about something
Yonks – means “a long time” as in “I have not seen that person on Facebook for yonks!”
Zebra crossing – slang for a crosswalk
Interestingly the British may have more slang words for idiots, fools and annoying people which points to this being a very sarcastic culture at times.